Lazy teen's stuff

    Starting off with the day, which I can consider as the loneliest day of my life, turned up in college for the test for which I didn't even prepared. The regret of not preparing for the test made me inactive in the gathering, I tried myself to involve in the conversation but my sad mood didn't allowed me to, result I was silent

    Spending three hours in the exam hall, sitting and watching every one's face who were keenly writing their test, I was neither even writing test nor even allowed to chat, again I was silent

    Now with the guilt that I didn't perform well in test kept me away from everyone, again I was silent

    Reaching home, ending up with the decision to perform well for the next test cheered me up, but was exhausted enough to fight with sleep, result I had a nap, which proves that I was silent

    Got up at 7.30 PM, was lazy enough to talk with every one, I met a friend (online), chatted, flirted and had fun with her, but to look at, it was a virtual conversation (I was typing), which kept me silent

    Now had my dinner, almost there to sleep, though I am over to the feeling that I didn't perform well in the test, which was only a day ghost, kept me away from studies for another day, I am silent again

    I want to scream,

    I want to shout,

    I want to yell,

    I want to talk,

    I'm silent though,

My screaming silence

God was aware of human's problem,

Working everyday for better tomorrow,

But when tomorrow comes, not enjoying the day,

Instead, again working for better tomorrow,

Satan was aware, how happy human was,

direful sleepless night,

Humans was tired of that schedule,

He needed a break,

Off from regular mindless efforts,

    People might think that doing engineering might be a great task, but let me open up everyone's eyes. The only though task in engineering is surviving. It doesn't make you a professional or doesn't make you a gentleman; the specialty of engineering is that it can turn a genius into a jerk    

    Reconsidering the time when I opted Information Technology (Engineering - IT) as my major about two years go, I was very determined about

• My aims
  
• Goals
  
• Could see me in an IT company
  

  But now, comparing the present situation, after spending 2 precious year of my life as an engineering student,

I have realized that

• I don't love my privacy (Usually clock ticks 6 by the time I reach home, and it again ticks 6 in the next morning when I leave home)
  
• I had developed hatred to books (I see my curriculum books only at the time of exam, irrespective of my externals)
  
• Engineering have turned me into a Selfish giant,
  

1. Hooking girls
   
2. Indulging in Romeo's controversy
   
3. Root cause of every dispute
   
4. Gossiping stuffs
   
5. Bunking classes
   

      Have became my favorite stuffs

      Young minds, Engineering is an outstanding course to opt for, but only

• If you hate to be free
• If you want a reason to commit suicide
• If you wish to ruin your life
• If you really don’t want to spend time with friends and enjoying

      So beware of taking such a life threatening task

10 AM :      

      It’s a cool Tuesday morning, a day off from college; so its time to complete some stuffs which I was procrastinating over a month or two, free time won’t change my procrastinating habits, I'll be the same in pushing stuffs for tomorrow, but I'd prepare a list of jobs to be done 

1. Have to check the arrival time of Chennai – Dadar express 
2. Starting my Microprocessor lab record, which my friends started a month ago and would've completed it.
3. Completing ‘The Nostradamus code’, actually have to start with the book yet, it’s only 80 pages book, so I should finish it in a day, it’s a book based upon Nostradamus’s prediction of future incidents.
4. Have to receive a cousin coming right the way from Bombay [Mumbai], for which I’ll check the arrival time
5. Starting off with my Software Engineering and Microprocessor assignment, this again would’ve been finished by many friends

      A professor is one kind of species in mankind breed, who hates everyone, the only thing that they love is their disciplines, which is precious than their own life, let's see, what should you do if you are a professor

For being a professor you don’t have to be

• Intelligent 
• Smart
• or good at course

The only thing that you should be good at is 

• Kicking every student’s ass 'very cruelly'
• Should be familiar with the art of torturing students
• If possible, anguish even their kiths and kins

Two important rules, without which one can't be a professor

• If you are a professor, you are always correct and
• Students are always wrong

Professor’s goal

• To make a student realize that a slave’s life is better than theirs’ 
• To twist or distort student's mind in such a way that they forgets the words like ‘fun’, ‘joy’ and 'happiness'

Their favorites’

• To make students skip their food
• Assigning enough work to students which won’t let them sleep, even if they plans to skip that work

Therefore, I dedicate this blog to all the students, whose life is screwed by a professor or lecturer.

There is that money can’t buy, let’s see what is it.

Love – NO

• Now a day’s girl doesn’t see your heart, they have a watch on your pocket

Sex – NO

• Consult a slut

Humor – NO

• Who cares if a person have a great sense of humor, their bills convey more

Knowledge – NO

• You can reserve your seat in a top institute, you know what I mean.

Fun – NO

• Can always be had, but real fun is at pub with a slut, rest is just a moment for joy, which is again not possible without money 

Hard Work – NO

• You really think, one who has money doesn’t strive, then how do they earn that money from 

Personality – NO

• A person is not judged from his character, people judge the person through the size of their wallet

Peace – Yes 

• Peace is the only thing that money can’t buy. If you’ll compare rich and a poor guy, you’ll find no difference. Few similarities between them
• Both don’t have sound sleep; the reasons may be different though. The latter is worried about his family and other for his money
• If you want actual definition of peace, ask a middle class family fellow, he’s not bothered about money because he earns enough to serve his family, he sleeps well since he doesn’t have much to lose