Self made Jokes

7:06 AM 5 Comments

Boy:
Hey Kacy, donkey on a plane..!

Kacy:
What.? Is that supposed to be funny.. J

Boy:
Yes..! Donkey on a plane..

Kacy:
It's not funny though.. :-@

Boy:
Donkey inside a plan..

Kacy:
Man..% You've completely lost it..

I'll call my dad and he will say 'donkey on a plane'

And then I'm sure you'll find it funny

Boy:
Hey

Girl:
Hey

Boy:
What you doing?

Girl:
Talking to you.. [

Boy:
C'on.. It isn't time to kid..

Girl:
Seriously, don't you believe me..?

Boy:
I give up..? L

Girl:
He he..! OMG..! look at you.. Nothing was
just jobless

Boy:
That's better…

Girl:
Ok, What you doing..!

Boy:
Chatting with you…! Lol..

Dad:
Come on son, let's have some adventurous task

Son:
Yayee..!

Dad:
You're happy isn't it..?

Son:
Ya..!

Dad:
Then go and get hand tool..

Son:
Wow..! We are going for hunting..

Dad:
No, we are going for gardening

Son:
What the f*** ..!

Disclaimer:
*Ass kissing and false praising will seriously be appreciated * lol..

New Year’s resolution

1:12 AM 5 Comments

It is my 20th New Year celebration, and up to what I remember I've been taking New Year's resolution right from my 8th grade. Good isn't it? But worst at the same time, I never followed my resolutions for more than a week.

My 8th grade New Year's resolution (I wonder I really took at that age)

  • I'll never fling on with abusive terms, which I'd have overdrawn on 2nd day (and every another year I repeated with that resolution, hope I wouldn't have to continue with it in the next year)
  • I'll eat all green vegetables, obliged to me by my mom (I tried to follow, but never succeeded in it, believe me, I'm trying till now)
  • I'll always maintain brotherly relation with Bipin (my old neighbor), in a sense I'll never fight with him, and it was that time we shifted our home. It also been almost 7 years since we came across, but technically I kept that resolution (Just because we never met)

So it means, New Year's resolution are meant to be broken, but as a part of routine I've designed a new set of resolution this time

  • Many said that I talk longer over phone, well that's not bad, but I talk longer even when I'm in gathering (I know it's rude, but didn't realized it until my friend pointed it out), So, my first resolution I'll avoid conversation over phone while I'm in gathering
  • My first ever resolution I'll try not to use abusive words (I pray I follow this one at least, I'm quite fed up of repeating it every year)
  • I'll always help poor; up to what I can (I realized that the joy lies in giving after all my friends suggested going for some charity)

  • I'll always make a point in following only one book at a time (Many times I read two books, and end up leaving both the books half way), I might omit this resolution because I'm currently reading Mein Kampf, which is so boring, reading it will be a mind-numbing experience.

Let us see if I follow this, and also this December 31st will mark a complete one year to my blogging. Thanks to all my visitors lol.. I'm talking like hundreds of people visit my space daily. But who ever visits is now a part of my life. Again I'm behaving like I'm getting blog award.