Lazy teen's stuff

With the fact that I’m having exam tomorrow and I have no idea why I am writing this blog, instead of preparing for test. Leave those shit, these test will even ruin my blog (same as it ruined my life), from past few days I’m observing a change in me, that’s instead of spending my time in some shitty site (like orkut, Facebook) or chatting with some slut, I'm make use of it, Please not in studies, In fact in blogging, I like this change, however you take, I think it's effective.

Besides, it’s for sure I’d to think of some excuses, to explain dad that why I didn’t do well in the test, perhaps I don’t know what I want from life or what life wants from me, before a couple a years my aim was pretty clear, but now I guess I was wrong.

Will say you how my test was.

      It was the date before a year, somewhere in November’ 07, I was getting late to catch my bus, but the damn bus came before time (You can say it as coincidence)

Result: I missed my bus.

Reason: Mom didn’t allowed me to step outside, without having breakfast

      But I was not alone, there were two idiots too, I’d go to college on that day, I can’t miss my lab session, so we three ran for local train station, but the queue for ticket was so long that we had to board our train without ticket, just hoping that ticket checker (TC) doesn’t turn up, I hesitated for a moment, but the queue was long enough to kill my hesitation. At the last moment when the train started one of the guy made up his mind not to attend college, so we two were left now, at that moment I had a second thought of not attending college, but it was too late, train has taken its speed. But when we reached our stop, there was a TC standing there, fuckin' those TC have some sort of 6th sense, how do they come to know that we don’t have tickets, they doesn’t stand there when ever I have ticket (another coincidence).

      We decided to walk coolly, so that he doesn’t doubt on us, but when we were about to cross the gate, he caught hold of my shirt, pulled me back and asked ticket, “how dare you to pull my shirt” I exclaimed, he shrugged “Ticket please”, “Where is the station master?, what fucking sort of behavior it is?” my friend defended, T.C was afraid enough to leave us, added to it, we didn’t told him about the tickets (not just a coincedence).

      By the time we reached college, first lecture was about to get over, means first hour attendance gone (My college rule is something like if I lose attendance of one lecture, it would cost us half day attendance, if two lecture then full day), and the second one was lab for which I came. After that I realized that I forgot my lab coat (accident), it means my second hour attendance gone (full day wasted, no attendance for the day), man I would’ve rather bunked and enjoyed instead of burning my ass here. When I entered lab, every other student were also holding a record, it clicked my mind that I forgot it on table itself while arranging my notes for the day. The lecturer will definitely won’t allow me to step in lab, I decided to approach him though, and my conversation was kind of this

Lecturer: Lab coat?

Me: eehh!

Lecturer: better get out.

Me: ehh sir!!

Lecturer: Can’t you hear me?

Me: (still) ehh!!

     Suddenly a hostler (Female), came in (like, it used to happen in Hindi movies), she had an extra lab coat, luckily I was saved. But then I had to tell about my record, another conversation (a help from super natural being)

Me: Excuse me sir?

Lecturer: ya!

      I was about to say the record thing, but he got to meet principle urgently (An Assistant delivered that message), by the time I changed my attendance in the register (again a help).

      Luckily the third hour was again of the same lecturer, who took the first hour, plus one of my friend said that he’s goanna take attendance of the first hour and third hour now only (pleasure in pain) (again, not an coincedence)

Pleasure: I didn’t go absent for the whole day

Pain: It was Maths hour

      That was not just a coincidence, the day which was supposed to be ruined, gone fine, in spite of incidents which never happened before.

      It wasn’t coincidence; it confirms the presence of some super natural being. 

 

6.30 AM

      A heavy supersonic sound broke my peace; the only option left was to snooze the alarm tone. 

7.00 AM

      As it was Saturday, it was holiday for us, but the damn cultural event Rapture ’09 was on its verge. It is going to be held on 25th march, so all the organizing committee members had to report to college, so had to wake up

7.45 AM

      Waiting for two assholes at the street corner, first one took two minutes as he said, and the second one (Bastard Ronak) came at 8.00 (The time of boarding our bus), as soon as he reached we ran to bus stop, thought of hiring an Auto to catch the bus, that bloody Ronak only had paid for it.

3.30 PM

      Whole day busted our ass by drawing, painting for decoration of the cultural day. We all boarded our bus to reach home, suddenly Mayur called and informed to get down on the mid way at Ascendas, so that we could rag juniors and have fun with seniors, truly I didn’t enjoyed not even Truth and Dare with seniors and neither ragging juniors.

7.30 PM

      ..reached home, after struggling the whole day, dad said “Aageya laad sahib, pura din mehnat majduri karke”, no doubt he meant it sarcastically.

11.00 PM

      Prepared this blog, but I will one day kill Bsnl for creating such a cheaper plan that didn’t left a clue for second thought while registering this plan, which gets cheaper day by day (I mean no cost, but its connectivity).

6.30 PM [The following day]

      Posting this blog, and planning for a new post.

Though this idea is stolen from my favorite “Mr. A”, for me he’s an ACE. I think you people might like it, actually I don’t care even if you don’t.

Holi 2008

  Initially I thought of not to play, though I started it with the thought that I’ll touch her (My neighbor), talk with her and paint her red and the most amazing thing is that I could do all these in front of her parents.


Let’s see, how did it went..

  Started off well, colored her pink, talked with her (but only 2 min, didn’t had enough courage to talk with her as I thought). Thought running in my mind “How beautiful she is” I wish to be with her the same as ever. Damn I really love her.

  In the evening, all apartment people planned for dinner somewhere outside. I thought luck was in my favor because she was the only child, her parents had a bike and my bro was out of town, so I can take her off on my bro’s bike. She was about to have a seat on by bike, but her dad denied and started towards an Auto. How cruel these old people are, they won’t let their child follow their heart. But the fate gave us another chance; we had our dinner together (on the same table). I won’t forget that day (though I forgot that date, and not sure which day it was). I hate myself, for forgetting such a golden moment, I also got her number but again luck took a ‘U’ turn, she had BSNL postpaid (it costs 99 paise per message) so couldn't chat with her, sometimes I feel Life is jealous of me. 


A year later (Holi 2009)

  I spent the whole day in college, “Shit eaters”. Sometimes I fell they are anti Jainism. “Won’t live and don’t even let other’s live”.( Original - “Live and let live”). 

  I reached home by 8. Now can’t even think for dinner at hotel because she’s no longer in our apartment, she shifted her home. But she landed up at my place. At that moment I thought she’ll say “I love you”, suddenly woke up with an alarm. It was morning 6.30; I wish to be with her in my dream ever. Fuck, she never came home; it was the damn dream, but very sweet and heart breaking thought. In short totally I ruined my Holi totally in her dream, my love will ever get happy ending, and she’s too good for me. I can live happily with her. But don’t have enough guts to approach her.