Four Engineers

1:34 AM 5 Comments

Four engineers travelling in a public bus once,

1st: (to 2nd and 3rd) Man you guys really think that we'll be get married in near future, just 7 or 8 years to go?

2nd: Let's design a pact, we'll go to honeymoon together, and just for a night we'll exchange our wives

1st: No, I won't let you fuck my wife; instead I'll misguide and fuck your wife

3rd: Don't kid guys; your wives are gonna come to me, after all what an unsatisfied woman could do?

1st and 2nd: Fuck you! You're impotent, you can't do anything

3rd: So what, you losers don't even have potency to have a kid, you expect me to do that?

    Both the engineers didn't had enough courage to be humiliated, they begged to change the topic, out of that fourth engineer was wondering out of the dismay that do they really have the courage to do what they said, or it was just for fun.

    Meet me, I'm the fourth engineer

ILL-ection time

3:08 AM 1 Comments

          Election of the constitution of one among the major countries in the world, though this might be the largest parliamentary election of one of the largest constitution of the one of the largest country, the large the hype of election is the small the standing candidates are.

          Lets analyze the example of U.S., it was said before 90 years that pigs will fly when black occupy white (house), and with in 90 days of the president ship of Barack Hussain Obama, the result was swine flu, though it's a coincidence but true.

The candidate (for Prime Minister) of the opposition party claimed in his manifesto that he'll assure job for all the women, who completed higher secondary

          Can't they consider such steps to the ruling party as a suggestion after all, it's there right to submit a proposal if they're opposition, and the result is always secondary, which must be positive as media watches if something smells burnt.

While the candidate of ruling party claimed that he'll revive the economy with in hundred days, if he becomes next PM

          When that statement was made, the ruling party had 50 days of its constituency, why can't they initiate such steps before elections

Now the question arises why such steps are taken only if the candidate becomes PM, why not if they aren't PM, after all they are Indian citizens first and then PM, that's what they oath.

     PS:     It's better that I'm not holding voting card, because if I had, my vote would be 49O, a constitutional amendment of every citizen if he don't want to vote for any of the candidate.

When ever there’s a good new, there’s a bad news too

8:08 AM 2 Comments

        Yeah, you are right; I mean bad news always accompanies good news.

        I got that peculiar idea while reading a news paper; the front page head line was something like this "Good news for those bad in math", I thought that a topic dedicated to me, there'd be no one who hates math as much as me, but the news was really not meant for me.

        The head line recited that "GMAT paper has underwent a revolution", now that was totally not for me, clearing GMAT means getting admitted in some foreign university, which again means getting settled overseas (which I really don't want, who knows if I become next warren buffet, it'll be benefit for my nation only anf if I don't then it's really bad for nation), and the revolution of GMAT which made me write this blog was the examination association of GMAT has reduced the numbers of problem in solving ability section from 54 to 24, and increased the numbers of question in verbal ability section from 25 to 55.

        Agreed, that it might be good for those who are strong in verbal and weak in quant's (math), but at the same time it's really worst for those who are really skilled in quants and weak in verbal, then how it was only supposed to be only a good news.