Lazy teen's stuff

    A known statement but an unknown answer,

An Atheist will say "I'm god".

A Theist will say "God is in me".

Both Atheist and theist mention alike statement, but you'll find discrepancy in both the statement logically.

I'm a Theist, but I don't regret it, like people mention that god is nothing. A person will at least once summon up for god, though however minor complexity it may be for the person.

People have to believe, somehow even if they don't want to, everyone call for god's help might be willingly or unwillingly.

It's one of those incidents where you can say me clever, in spite of doing a goofy task.

Rolling back into the flash

Year 1998 (I vaguely remember)

At that time we were had some crap subjects which demanded by-hearting bird's and animal's name. The exams were on, we the kids were crumbling the pressure, so all night I was struggling with the names of the animal, no matter how much pain I took to memorize the word 'deer', It took the life out of me to understand that the animal's name is 'D-E-E-R', I screamed it loud 5 times, wrote it on the paper 10 times, but whenever mom asked I answered it 'D-E-A-R', anyhow I crumbled it into my tiny head, rest of the night passed in chirping of the birds, sounds of the animals, and colours of animals.

Finally it was the day of the exam, and all that I could hear was tttttttrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg, time to enter in examination cell,
now we were flipping pages faster, with the irritating humming echo of recalling answers, from the last minutes queries to the last minutes answer, all in the span of 30 seconds, finally we were mocking each other in the class room with the fear of questions in the paper.

We got our question paper, I was happy that I knew all the answers, suddenly my eyes stuck to the question " Animal's Name : ____ (deer/dear)", for time being I left the question, priyanka who sat after me, poked me and asked a doubt, I answered it, she kept poking me, lately I realized that I've to show her answers unless she won't allow me to concentrate, then with the fear of her scoring better than me, I showed her wrong answers.

It was last couple of minutes left, in my excitement of showing her wrong answer I forgot to answer the deer question, priyanka too finished her paper and exclaimed if I need her help, I asked her is "d-e-e-r" correct, she stumbled for a second and said yeah it's D-E-E-R, she's sure, her dad helped her with that question last night, I was too clever to think that she willingly answered me wrong with the fear that I'll get better marks, so I wrote D-E-A-R. I was happy that my answer was correct, merrily came to school on the next day and noticed that I was wrong, she told me the correct answer.

Was it was clever of me to think that she'd betrayed me, or it was dumb of me to think so.

I've been visiting people's blog through out the day, and I was quite amazed by every one's response towards their own blog.

Actually, I found many blogs in which I wasn't able to comment on it. Here's the solution

1. Go to your blog's dashboard -> select settings of your particular blog.
   
2. Select comment tab, under that 'comment from placement section' section, select full page or pop-up window, please don't select embedded below post.
   
3. Save your settings.

The problem with embedded below post is that it doesn't work with every template, it supports on few template, that's why those blog lack for comments.

Well, it was dedicated to http://shafiss.blogspot.com/

If there's something more awful than this, I'll rather kill me

1. One of my dearest friend said me "you can see the entire world in your lover's eye", what the crap! I love a girl, and if my friend's true then whole world should be aware of me, but the fact is, even my lecturers aren't aware whether I exist.
   
2. Over the phone some friend said me "she can't talk longer", upon enquiring she answered "My phone battery is low", (second crap)
   

   "Why don't you plug-in charger" I suggested
   

   "It harms you"
   

   What a crap! A phone in vibrate mode harms you much more than that, if you keep your cell phone near you while sleeping it'll harm you much, while compared to talking on it with charger plugged-in.
   

   
   

   Well, the answer is just that, people pretend to be over cautious of the thing which they believe, but not certainly it happens.

        Just imagine, if you're the one, who never shopped anything for you (in your life time), not even a hanky, and you're with a friend who takes really hard time to select something to buy and again think over hundred times whether to purchase it or not, what'll you feel?

        To say, I haven't ever purchased even a pair of shoes or whatever, if anytime I meant to need anything either I just ignored it with the thought of walking down to select something among a bunch, else I'd call out my mom or bro for that, you people can call me 'lazy' or 'zombie' for that, but 'm million and trillion times better than the person whom I joined for shopping today.

        We went to a mall, I still remember, he finished checking out ground floor, we went for first, second and third floor, after purchasing some items, he again went cross checking all the shops in order to check whether he missed any other brand, and after shopping was over he kept looking at the item and totally freaked me out by asking me select one among those, 'what the fuck! Why the hell I came with him', I prominently replied, don't know yaar, select anything you feel better, but just don't include in that..', for that he again took a couple of minutes to decide on, totally he wasted 4 hours just to purchase a pair of shirt, and added to it he said, I bored him out. Now would you ever go on shopping with such a person?

I just wished, I'd kill him and,

• Cut his body into pieces,
  
• And if possible sell his organs,
  
• And make good amount, with which I'd shop.
  

That'd have been a perfect lesson..

    I was on conversation with a friend that a cute little girl came to her and enquired,

li'l girl:
What are you doing?

Friend:
Talking on phone, my darling.

li'l girl:
Why do we call it as 'phone', why not some other thing?

Friend:
My sweet heart, I'm talking to friend na..

li'l girl:
ahhe aa!!

    Hearing that sweet girl crying, I asked her to call later.

    That little girl, I can guess it from her sweet voice; she was so innocent and too cute to ask that question which made me to post this.

    Have anyone ever wondered, everything that exist around us is named appropriately, like for example if computer would have been named as T.V, would we have believed it?

    Reference: Last post, as I said one professor cursed me that I'll fail in her subject    

    Prologue: There's a new lecturer entering our class, lenient in looks (doesn't appear cunning like others); she introduced herself as our new Microprocessor's lecturer. In the first few classes I was impressed with the way she dealt with subject; our seniors threatened us that it's on of the toughest subject and one among the subjects in which majority have got 'F', but I developed kinda interest in that subject

    Story: As thetime passed, her second face was getting clearer day by day, after than I realized that she didn't had any fuckin' knowledge about microprocessor, she was making fool out of us (She believed on the phrase, one normal among 10 visually impaired is a scholar), I stopped taking notes, I was among the one who irritated her most, I eventually had night mares that she's our new head of department, she in spite of not having any idea about any topic gave many assignments, I'm among the one who'll do everything what I like and do nothing that I don't, so it's quite clear that I didn't completed notes, never did any assignments

    She happened to be our lab in charge for the same subject, but when practicals were considered I was cautious and a bit attentive,

    Suddenly one day she started checking our class notes, there were only few who didn't took notes, I was one among them, she dared me not to give attendance for the whole month if I didn't submitted all the assignments and class notes, I was least bothered, she tried best out of her to irritate me, she refused to sign my lab record, without which I can't attend lab exams, my condition turned out be like a stray dog who kept following master waging his tail, I literally begged her to give a consent, she proved herself a 'bitch' after giving me only half credit of my record

    During my practical (lab exam), she willingly striped off my output sheet, in spite of being totally correct, I dared her to find a single fault in it, her intention was to reduce my internal grades, which proved out to be clear, she did it by giving 14 out of 20, which is the lowest grade, but I couldn't protest beyond.

    And for the theory exam, I toiled like hell, in my whole life I wouldn't have prepared as much as I did for her subject, my exam went fine and her curse was driven out. Seriously someone has stated it correctly "There's always a positive result for hard work"

    I confess that it's beyond every one's patience to read such a long post, actually every one has a mind set that long posts are boring, but I assure you it's not the boring one

4^th June '09:

    I felt very happy not for the reason that my exams has come to an end after an era (Exams run very long, though it may end soon), that professor cursed me that I'll fail in her test, but I did it well, that bitch professor couldn't fail me now, even if she wants to, 'coz I did it so well, it's like a slap on her face. Now let me not beat around the bush, back to topic, will discuss about that in detail in the next post.

    I was messaging my friends so that we could plan an outing for the next day, but there was no response from anyone except from two,

Initially I planned for a theme park, first guy hesitated but I turned his answer into yes.

2^nd guy:
No dude, we've already seen it more than twice,

His answer was genuine to an extent

Me:
What about movie?

Every one nodded, so I thought it was final

5^th June '09:

    I got up at noon 1 PM (well that's a part of my schedule during holidays)

    I saw my messages, there were 20 texts,

    1^st one:
Guys what say about zoo tomorrow? (I was least bothered, he didn't even responded to my text when I messaged for movie)

    2^nd: Zoo,
what say? (Now I was really irritated, he was among the one who agreed for the movie)

    3^rd, 4^th.. 20^th:
Zoo, What say? (I was frowned now, almost everyone among them agreed for the movie on the last day)

    My Reply to all:
No I'm not joining you all (There were two more who accompanied me for not going to zoo)

    In the Evening, those two also agreed for the zoo who were not interested

    Then too my answer was "NO"

    Since every one were insisting, I said "I've plans for tomorrow, so won't be able to accompany to zoo", Actual reason was that I hate Zoo's, you won't get anything except ugly animals there, and thought of going there with friends ruined me up, I was quite depressed with every one's decision of not joining me for a movie and visiting that damn stinky and boring Zoo.

    At night: It was one of my friends Birthday, so tried to ping her up but she didn't attended, I tried again, It was again "no answer", I was really annoyed now, no response from anyone, am I so irritating that everyone are avoiding me? But I again called her after some time, she attended and thanked me and justified since she was celebrating her b'day so didn't attended my call, that really screwed me, how could she not invite me, and confessing very frankly that she's celebrated her b'day, so finally ended the call rudely by merely wishing her happy d'day and formal "Good-bye" (Without any dearness)

6^th June '09:

    Got up early in the morning, pinged another friend so that he could join me for jogging, even his answer was NO.

    I thought there's really something wrong with me these days, why the heck everyone are avoiding me, am I really bad or people around me really don't care about me.

    Now it was 12 noon, and I was sitting jobless, somewhere to an extent I was regretting the decision of not joining my friends for zoo, but it was too late, they'd have left by now.

    That b'day girl called me:
Hey mate! you're coming to "specified venue" at 5.

My reaction: (How dare you), but sweetly I enquired "For what?"

Girl: My b'day treat, dude..

Me: (confused)
But you already celebrated your b'day right?

Girl:
Stupid, Idiot, fool, it was just with my family.

Me: (happily jumping and flying in air) Will definitely reach there, Bye!!

My mood was somewhat cheered that atleast their are some one from whom I could expect something