What should you do, if you want to be a professor

8:27 AM

      A professor is one kind of species in mankind breed, who hates everyone, the only thing that they love is their disciplines, which is precious than their own life, let's see, what should you do if you are a professor

For being a professor you don’t have to be

  • Intelligent 
  • Smart
  • or good at course

The only thing that you should be good at is 

  • Kicking every student’s ass 'very cruelly'
  • Should be familiar with the art of torturing students
  • If possible, anguish even their kiths and kins

Two important rules, without which one can't be a professor

  • If you are a professor, you are always correct and
  • Students are always wrong

Professor’s goal

  • To make a student realize that a slave’s life is better than theirs’ 
  • To twist or distort student's mind in such a way that they forgets the words like ‘fun’, ‘joy’ and 'happiness'

Their favorites’

  • To make students skip their food
  • Assigning enough work to students which won’t let them sleep, even if they plans to skip that work

Therefore, I dedicate this blog to all the students, whose life is screwed by a professor or lecturer.

1 comments:

Nashe^ said...

I don't have such a professor... yet! haha!